The shop

A gift they can hold. A ritual that lasts. Songs, a circle, a handoff.

Remento proved the $99 voice-book. We sell that — and the sealed years, the family circle, and the tradition that outlives one childhood.

The Oak Book
Best seller · the Remento analog

The Oak Book

$99

A year of prompts — send whenever something happens, not on a clock. They just speak. We turn it into a hardcover you can hear — a QR on every chapter plays the original voice.

  • A year of prompts by text or email. Reply anytime. No app.
  • 1 full-color hardcover, up to 380 pages
  • QR audio on every chapter
  • Download every original, even if you never renew
  • Extra copies $69 · renew $99/yr or $12/mo

Give it to a parent, a grandparent, or to yourself for this year of your child. They talk. The book arrives.

Reserve a founding Oak Book
How the book works

They just talk. You get a book you can hear.

1

Pick the questions

Hundreds of prompts — or upload a photo and ask for the story behind it.

2

A text arrives

They tap, they speak. No login. No homework.

3

Voice becomes a chapter

Transcript or polished story. You edit. The original audio never changes.

4

Bound, with a QR

Scan any page. Hear them tell it. Extra copies for siblings.

Open Oak Book with QR
The sealed archive — what Remento is not

Send whenever. Locked until they're 18.

The book captures a life already lived. Acorn captures the present before it blurs — a Tuesday in the car, a birthday table, a voice you didn't plan. Same easy reply. Different job.

Subscription

Acorn

$49/mo

The whole product. Send whenever. Seal. Birthday letters. The Circle. Pass On. Export anytime. First month $97 (setup), then $49. Cancel anytime. Keep everything.

  • One parent, one child — plus 2 Circle seats
  • Years 0–18 as chapters. Reply anytime, not only weekly.
  • Voice, text, photo, letter
  • Pass On included. Export of originals, always.
Subscription

Mighty Oak

$97/mo

Everything in Acorn, plus the yearbook, one Oak Song a year, and a bigger Circle. The subscription that harvests something you can hold — and hear — every year.

  • Yearbook included, ships on the child's birthday
  • 1 Oak Song / year + 6 Circle seats
  • USB / archival export mailed on cancel
  • Annual prepay $999 (≈$83/mo)
Add-on · birthdays and lifetime events

Oak Song

$39

A song made from the voices of one event — a birthday table, a baptism, a first day. Their words. A piece you play every year. Extra songs $29. One a year is included in Mighty Oak.

  • Built from that event's recordings, not a cloned voice pretending to sing
  • You approve the lyric before we finish it
  • Stays in the archive. QR in the yearbook if you print.
The Circle

Invite family and friends to one event. Nothing merges without every yes.

A birthday. A holiday table. A funeral that should not be a camera roll. You open an event. People you name can add a voice, a photo, a letter. If they already subscribe, it comes from their vault. If they don't, they get a guest seat for that event — or $20 off to start their own.

Acorn

2 seats

One event at a time. Two guests included. Extra seat $9/mo.

Mighty Oak

6 seats

Unlimited events. Six guests. The family table, not a feed.

Consent

Every party

Shared files stay shared only while all sides allow it. Anyone can pull their piece out.

Keep the tradition

Pass On. They inherit the archive — and the right to start their own.

On their 18th they get every file. When they have a child, they open their own Acorn at $49 the first month — no $97 setup — and can carry selected letters forward. The trail does not end with one childhood.

Included in Acorn and Mighty Oak. Not a second product. The point of the name.

The print shop

See the paper. Then pick it up down the street.

Templates are ours. Photos and words are theirs. Pickup at CVS, Staples, or Walgreens — or we ship.

Birthday invitation suite with acorn wax seal
Events · invitations

Invitations

$29

Birthday or any event. Cream stock, gold edge, the acorn seal. Digital set + print-ready PDF. Printed pack of 20 is $49.

  • You pick the template. You approve the names.
  • Pairs with a Circle event so guests already have a place to reply.
Pickup · frames

Frames

$24

Print + frame. Ready in a kraft pickup sleeve at CVS, Staples, or Walgreens. Same-week in most towns. Shipping if you'd rather.

Walnut frame and local pickup envelope
Stack of archive photo prints
Prints

Pictures

$4

4×6 or 5×7 from the archive. Five for $19. You pick the shot. We never invent a photograph of your child.

Cards

Birthday card

$6

Their photo on the left. A line they already said on the right. Five-pack $12. You approve every word.

Open birthday card with photo and handwritten note
Holiday card set with forest-green envelopes
Holiday

Christmas / holiday set

$29

Cream cards, forest-green envelopes, a thin gold rule. Built from this year's archive. Printed pack or digital.

Phone showing the Acorn birthday reminder email
What the email actually looks like

We nudge you before the day. You pick the paper.

From Acorn Legacy · Charlotte's birthday is in 6 weeks

Hey — her birthday is coming. It's never too early.

It's never too early to start picking the card or the invitations. Are you throwing a party? You'll need invitations. Do you already have her card?

Same for Christmas. We only use photos and words already in the archive. Pickup at CVS or Staples, or we ship.

Reminders are included. You can turn any one off. We do not sell the list.

Bring someone in

They start. You get $20. They skip the setup month.

Share your link. When they become a paying household, you get $20 credit toward next month or any add-on. They pay $49 the first month, not $97. Credits stack up to one free month.

Demo offer. Stripe credits open with the deposit.

Paper add-ons

Hold it when you want it. Never required.

Print

Yearbook

$119

One year, bound. À la carte if you're on Acorn. Included in Mighty Oak.

Finale

The Eighteenth

$249

The 18th-birthday book. Pre-order now. Delivered the year they open the seal.

Physical ritual

Eighteen Summers

Add-on

The 18-letter box. Own brand, own site. QR in the box registers this vault. Linking is free.

Prints $4 · frames $24 pickup · invitations $29/$49 · cards $6 · holiday set $29. Extra Oak Book copies $69. Extra Oak Songs $29. Extra Circle seat $9/mo.

Side by side

What you actually buy.

Oak Book $99Acorn $49/moMighty Oak $97/mo
Who it's forA gift. One storyteller. Past and present voice.A parent, one child, the years ahead.The parent who wants the harvest on paper.
Send wheneverYes — memoir promptsYes — about this childYes — about this child
Sealed until 18NoYesYes
The Circle2 seats, 1 event6 seats, unlimited events
Oak Song$39 each1 / year included
Pass OnIncludedIncluded
Print shop + remindersÀ la carte + emailsÀ la carte + emails
HardcoverIncludedBuy the yearbookYearbook included
If you cancelKeep the book + downloadsKeep the exportExport + mailed archive
Questions
Is the Oak Book a subscription?

The $99 is a year of prompts plus one book. Renew if you want another year. If you don't, you keep the book and every file.

Why also sell $49/mo?

Because a book about the past is not a time-lock on a childhood. Parents who want the sealed archive pay monthly. The book is the gift door.

What if you disappear?

Export is always on. The Oak Book is paper. We do not promise forever in software.

Is this Mikaela's voice on the episode?

No. That file is the NotebookLM sample of the subject. Live episodes are her words, never cloned.

Where do I pick up a frame?

CVS, Staples, or Walgreens in most towns. We send a print-ready file. You get a pickup notice by email. Shipping is the other option.

Will you email me about every holiday?

Birthdays you marked, plus Christmas/holiday if you leave that on. You can shut any reminder off. We do not invent events that are not in the archive.

Can relatives add to a birthday without buying the whole product?

Yes. A guest seat is for that event only. If they want their own archive, the same invite is $20 off and skips the $97 setup month.

What is Pass On, exactly?

The child receives the files at 18. When they become a parent they start their own Acorn at $49 the first month. Selected letters can come forward. We do not charge twice for the same childhood.

Is the song their cloned voice?

No. It is a composed piece from words they already recorded. They approve the lyric. We never present a synthetic voice as them.

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